I just found the most incredible website, and it lists all the bacon related things ever in the world. I know, I know, feel free to take a second to recover from the weight of that news. Oh, and by “I just found,” I mean that someone posted it on my Facebook wall, and I “found” it there when I checked my notifications. Whatever.
But anyway, there is some really incredible stuff on there. Greatest hits: bacon floss, bacon soda, bacon cologne (which I posted on here a few months ago), and a bacon of the month club. If there is any club I should belong to, it is the bacon of the month club.
And who doesn’t want their floss to taste like bacon? My dentist would never yell at me again because I would actually be flossing all day every day.