I'm breathing into a paper bag right now.
Did you guys hear? Heidi Klum and Seal are getting divorced. WHAT How could they do this to us? Don’t they think about anyone other than themselves? I mean SERIOUSLY. How are any of us supposed to even BELIEVE in love anymore? And, no, I’m not being overly dramatic. These are things that are comparably terrible to their divorce: Instead of the regular ending to Titanic, Kate...
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I just found the most incredible website, and it lists all the bacon related things ever in the world. I know, I know, feel free to take a second to recover from the weight of that news. Oh, and by “I just found,” I mean that someone posted it on my Facebook wall, and I “found” it there when I checked my notifications. Whatever. But anyway, there is some really incredible...
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Take home message: I need to move to Denmark ASAP.