April 2011
33 posts
Frazzled Updates
So. You know how on television there are always people misplacing their keys and their phones in really weird places? There they are, running around in a panic, looking everywhere, and then like 5 hours later they open their freezer and the keys/phone/misplaced whatever are magically there! “Oh geez, I am so forgetful!”, they say.
Then there is you, sitting on your couch watching...
Bacon Cinnamon Rolls →
Via Cary Duncan.
I am making these as soon as I have access to a kitchen, and you better believe I am going to enjoy every last second of it.
Taxes:
Taxes SUCK.
Not the part where you have to pay them… just the returns part. What a pain. BRAINSTORM: Our taxes should pay for accountants to do our income tax returns. BAM.
Yep, so now that I have solved that problem, onto bigger and better things. WORLD HUNGER!
J-play, you guys; I am tired after all that with the taxes.
In other news, I am sitting here at work while I type this. My boss...
The American Dream is being bacon. →
After 2:45 is bacon heaven. Colbert is hilarity personified.
Presentations, Wedding Scooters, and Entanglements...
I am SO IMPRESSED with myself that I have kept up with this 30 day song mess for 4 whole days already. Considering the fact that I forgot I had a tumblr for several months, my hopes weren’t exactly high that I would remember to do something on here every day. It’s a little early for a celebration, but I am definitely in “pat-on-the-back” territory.
I just realized that, by...
Bacon Air →
30 Day Song Challenge
I found this on Facebook, but I decided I would post it on here instead. Just post one song a day. Here are the rules:
day 01 - your favorite song day 02 - your least favorite song day 03 - a song that makes you happy day 04 - a song that makes you sad day 05 - a song that reminds you of someone day 06 - a song that reminds you of somewhere day 07 - a song that reminds you of a certain...
http://cocoperez.com/2011-04-06-cologne-that-smells... →
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS YOU CAN SMELL LIKE BACON WE NEED TO ALL DO THIS EVERYONE
Words With a Side of Procrastination
CAN I JUST SAY THAT I AM HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME DOING ANY WORK LATELY?
By lately, I mean ever since spring break. It will probably last until the end of the semester, which is a bummer since that is FIVE WEEKS from now. I feel like none of the things I really have to do are that difficult, but I just can’t seem to make myself sit down and do them.
For instance, right now I am working on...
Colds and Cupcakes
I feel like it is an ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE that cupcakes do not cure colds. Taking cold medicine is almost as horrific an experience as the actual cold itself. It’s the 21st century and this is really the best we have? Pathetic.
I would also be open to bacon curing colds (duh), or even like, a burger or a grilled cheese or some quiche or something. I’m just saying that it should be food...
