1. ilovebacon.com

    DON’T BE FOOLED

    This site is not about bacon at all. I know-how dare they? I went there expecting some bacony goodness in my life, and I got a bunch of pictures of other things. 

    I realize how ironic it is for me to be mad at this website when I have a blog about bacon that is rarely ever actually about bacon, but STILL. They need to stay ON MESSAGE. 

    Just FYI, bacontoday.com is also a waste of your time. They are still talking about that disgusting burger with 9 million pieces of bacon on it-they might as well be called bacon3weeksago.com. 

    Only a FOOL would forget their daily bacon calendar at their parents’ house, and I am that fool. 

  2. Today.

    Today.

  3. Today I got kicked out of the YMCA

    Real talk, 2012: I was asked to leave my local Y today after flipping the television screen off in excitement. What? Doubront struck out Teixeira (who was being cocky as HELL). What was I supposed to do? Sorry I’m not sorry.

    Red Sox 4ever. 

  4. Even I think this looks disgusting: 1050 pieces of bacon on a burger.  I guess what we’ve learned today is that there can be too much bacon.

    Even I think this looks disgusting: 1050 pieces of bacon on a burger. 

    I guess what we’ve learned today is that there can be too much bacon.

  5. HOLY SHIT 

    HOLY SHIT 

  6. Arctic Monkeys (Coachella 2012) 

    LOVE THEM-UH

  7. I can’t stop watching this.

    I can’t stop watching this.

  8. Lulz

    Lulz

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Shouted, nonsensical [mostly] bacon-related ramblings.

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